we are totally soulbonded, there is no other name for what we are. you are my spirit animal, travis.
also for presents: technically, yes, but honestly, i can just get someone else to buy one and wrap it and make it look like it's your gift to her. the whole meeting's cover is a birthday party, since all the weirdass police have been sniffing around a lot.
what?!?! wow, okay, that is not jesus behavior. ignoring is not what jesus does. are you sure it was me?? or is she sure it was me??? i mean, i understand the jerk thing, but that's like wow.
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you are my spirit animal, travis.
also for presents: technically, yes, but honestly, i can just get someone else to buy one and wrap it and make it look like it's your gift to her.
the whole meeting's cover is a birthday party, since all the weirdass police have been sniffing around a lot.
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Also, uh, apparently I knew you in my past life? According to Octavia. So I don't really know how reliable that is.
Please do. I don't know what she likes.
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how does she know you knew me?
i know i know her in my past life-- we're siblings or something.
co-jesus siblings.
but
huh
weird.
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Apparently you were a huge jerk? Because, remember that guy that ignored me when I needed help?
That was you.
So, uh. Way to go, past jerk.
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wow, okay, that is not jesus behavior.
ignoring is not what jesus does.
are you sure it was me??
or is she sure it was me???
i mean, i understand the jerk thing, but that's like
wow.
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Shit, my phone can't do fonts.
But, uh... It was all caps. And grey? And apparently that's your thing. That was your thing, I mean.
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fuck, yeah. that was me.
damn.
well, uh i'm sorry for my past-life douchebag self.